How to Have Sex is in cinemas across the UK. University students are being urged to
use a condom if having sex during freshers’ week to
protect themselves against record levels of gonorrhoea.
People who are interested do not need to look for an indigenous
tribe to try it because there are rapé products online and it can be self-administered.
Media-wary neighbours grudgingly told me they’d seen lights on in the lodge but hardly noticed people going in or
out in recent months. In stark contrast to this week’s
screamingly sensational headlines, the hunting lodge
grounds seemed deserted, even ghostly, as I peered through the
padlocked gates. Liudmyla Mymrykova loves her
home village. As her great-grandson Anatoly, almost
a toddler, gurgled and played in the room next door,
Liudmyla told me how she longs to go home, and how her beloved village descended into hell when the Russians
captured it in March. The Russians arrived on 24
March.
